Winning Song
The High School Boys are here today hoorah, hoorah
Victory’s the only thought,
The only thing that we’ve been taught
Hoorah, hoorah, the high school boys are here.
(start clapping)l
We’ll drink until the beer is done,
We’ll drink until the league is won.
Hoorah, hoorah the High School Boys are here.
The cat sat on the mat
The cat sat on the mat… so I f*cked it.
Howzat
Howzat… going down, down, down….
Zebra
The Zebra has two stripes, one goes up and the other goes down, down, down…
Jack and Jill
Jack and Jill went up the hill with R2,50 each
Jill came down with R5, the f*cking whore,
Drink, drink, drink
Hoola
Heres to “name” and the way he does the hoola x3
The Hoooooooooooooooola…
Twister
Heres to “name” and the way he does the twister x3
The twiiiiiister…
What country are you from
What country are you from?
Finland, what language do you speak?
Finish, finish, finish….
Poland, what language do you speak?
Polish, polish, polish….
Buttercup
Why do you build me up, build me up buttercup baby,
Just to let me down, down, down…
Love me tender
Love me tender, love me sweet, wrap your lips around my meat
See me smile, see me grin, watch my kids run down your chin.
Singing 1234
Liquor was spilt
Liquor was spilt on the barroom floor,
And the bar was closed for the night, night, night.
And out of his hole crept a little white mouse,
Into the pale blue light, light, light,
He licked up the liquor from the barroom floor
And onto he’s haunches he sat, sat, sat.
And all night long you could hear him roar, (very softly)
BRING OUT THE F*CKING CAT!!
Humpty Dumpty
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
All the kings horses and all the kings men said,
WOAH ain’t that funky now,
Hum-t-dum, hum-hum-t-dum-t-dum
Our tjoma
“name” is our tjoma and he shall not be moved x 2,
Hes like TREE, standing by the water and
HE SHALL NOT BE MOVED!!
High Ho
High ho, High School Old Boys,
Here we go again oh Baby!
I see the sun is shining,
And we’re winning again,
Its obvious.
Our Captain
“Name” is the captain of our ship, of our ship X2
And our ship is a tanker,
And “Name” is a wanker
“Name” is the captain of our ship, of our ship
Give Him A Pie
Give him a pie, give him a coke,
See him smile, see him choke,
See him smile, see him grin,
All he wants to be is thin.
1kg, 2kg, 3kg lose, 4kg, 5kg, 6kg lose
Lady In Red
Lady in red was daaaannncccciiiinnng with me,
So I F*cked her.
Lady In Pink
Lady in piiiinnnnnkkkk,
Takes it up the stink
Lady In Pink makes my finger
makes my middle finger stink
Lady in Glitter
Lady in Glittter,
Takes it up the shitter
There she was
There she was, just walking down the street
So I fucked her!
Hickory Dickory Dock
This chick was sucking my cock,
The clock struck 2
I shot my Goo
I dropped her off at the next block
We Are The World
We are the world,
We are the children,
We are the ones who get F*ck drunk every night.
Drink, Drink, Drink
Foreskin
My one skin hangs over my twoskin,
My twoskin hangs over my three,
My threeskin hangs over my foreskin,
So bring back my foreskin to me, to me
So bring back, so bring back, so bring back my foreskin to me, to me
Illegitimate
“name” is an illegitimate,
He ain’t got no birth certificate
He’s got aids and can’t get rid of it
He’s a dirty BASTARD
Suck, swallow, suck, swallow, suck, swallow, breathe…
If you go down to the woods today
If you go down to the woods today you’re in for a big surprise
If you go down to the woods today everything is in disguise
H everything’s been chopped down, down, down….
Pedophile
He’s name is “name” x 2
With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile
“name” is a f*cking pedophile.
Izieki Zimba
Izieki zimba, zimba, zimba
Izieki zimba, Zimba Zay
Smash it down, you Old Boys warrior,
Smash it down, you Old Boys Chief, Chief, Chief
Saterdag Aand
Saterdag aand, saterdag aand,
Ma is dronk, pa is in die tronk,
Boetie en sussie speel sex op die grond,
Bennie vinger die hond, Bennie vinger die hond
Se kont
I love my wife
I.. Love.. My.. Wife
Tidi dum tidi dum
I love the hole she pisses from
I eat her shit with a rusty spoon
Chum chum chum chum
Left leg on my shoulder,
Right leg on my shoulder
Brbrbrbrbrbrbr
Suck it like a mango!
Pregnant chick
Would you take a pregnant chick?
Lay her on the bed?
Fuck her so hard that the fetus gives you head!
It's the S and M man (x2)
Makes the hurt feel good (x2)
Cheese grater
Would you take a cheese grater?
Strap it to your arm?
Fist her so hard it makes pussy parmesan!
Makes it taste so good (x2)
Na Na
Na Na Na Na,
Na Na Na Na
Heeeyyyy
POES!
Texas ranger
If I was a Texas ranger
Living a life of sex and danger
Picking the girls that I like best
Laying them down and sucking their breasts
Fuck them standing, fuck them lying
If I had wings id fuck them flying
When they're dead and all forgotten
I'll dig them up and fuck them rotten!
Twin towers
Two planes went up
Two towers came down down down down
Useless pornstar
There was a useless porn star,
Her name was Jenna brown,
She was a useless porn Star
Cause she would not go down down down
